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Thursdays Suck

The Onion: "Instead of going out tonight, punch yourself in the nuts three times and the heart twice. This will save you approximately $75."

The latest Sluggy story arc is pretty great so far, though its only a few days old. It's had "Fire and Rain" stuck in my head all week.

Wizards 67, Nets 111. Hell yes.

Meet the newest Met. I'm having a hard time keeping track at this point.

God, I love The Godfather.

Looks like The X-Files is finally done. I stopped watching it a few years ago when it started insulting my intelligence.

Lazy. Tell him so.