Raunchy New Jersey Joke

If you're easily offended or my mom, please do not read on.

A guy goes to the door to pick up his blind date. She answers it and says to him, 'You're in luck, I've got a body like New Jersey.' The man, intrigued, puts his hands on her waist and asks, 'What's this?'. She replies 'Middlesex.' He grabs her ass and asks 'What's this?.' She replies 'Freehold.' He moves his hands up to her breast and says "What's this?' She replies 'Point Pleasant.' Finally he pulls up her skirt, looks down, and says 'Oh, so that must be Cherry Hill.' She replies, 'No, thats Eatontown.'

I love New Jersey.

January 28, 2002 - 08:34 PM