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"I will break every one of your fingers!"

No 24 tonight thanks to the Bush. What a shitty Tuesday!

Bowling began on an interesting note; apparently it was "Beat Your Child" night at Valley Lanes. As we walked in, some redneck woman was shouting at the top of your lungs "I will beat your ass if you don't get back here! I will break every one of your fingers!" Then, inside, some asshole was hitting his kid in the face at the scoring table where we wound up bowling; he may have been bleeding, because the guy quickly hustled the kid into the back, wiping the kid's face the whole way. I love this town.

Bowling was a major bummer, too. Started strong with a 231-200, then lost the shot and threw two strikes and three opens in the last game for a 153-584. So disappointing.