Maximum Aardvark

On '9|11'

"You motherfuckers! I was down there digging through shit and you were here eating oranges." "You can't eat all the cookies they send!" "I got home at 2 AM and... Read this entry (42 words)

Five:Fifteen

I have returned to the state of Virginia. Short, fast drive all the way back. No snow this time, but the wind made driving difficult. I need to eat, then... Read this entry (39 words)