Overheard on Line

Picked up tickets to see Dave Chappelle on 1 April at 10:30 tonight. Sat online for 2:15 in anticipation of the 7 PM sale time. Second on line, only two girls (together) ahead of us. Some people are simply too open and too loud when talking about personal matters. I must warn you, the following conversation snippets are of an adult nature.

"...it's uncomfortable, you know? Because that's the most private area, and you get very self-conscious. Only two guys have ever done it for me, and it felt good, but I don't think they were hitting the right spots..."

"...I don't like that, because first, I need to be either giving or getting at once...I can't do both. And plus, you're exposed, with your butt up in the air..."

Ladies, please. If you're going to discuss these things, do it in the privacy of your own sorority house. And for God's sake, keep your voices down!

March 14, 2002 - 09:11 PM