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More Hacker's Diet

Sitting around at work again, having finished the work that needs to be done for today, reading some more of The Hacker's Diet. Plan to start your diet at a... Read this entry (212 words)

English Essay - Complete

After I posted last night about deleting over a page of text from my English essay, I went on some sort of mad writing binge, completing nearly the entire thing... Read this entry (92 words)

Mild Amusement at The Onion

The thing was, the real chick bugs totally couldn't compete with these bottles. And it was really screwing up their econo... ecolo... their ecologosystem. Whatever. Look, I really can't... Read this entry (44 words)

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

Talk to Ralph. He'll talk back. Just don't give him any crayons.... Read this entry (12 words)