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AOL Commercials

AOL Commercials, to me, are the pinnacle of idiocy. Two great quotes from one as I wait for the Nets game to start: It's like having a verbal chat...electronically! Instant... Read this entry (37 words)

Constitutional Dictatorship

From CNN: a discussion on the possibility of America becoming a Constitutional Dictatorship in the coming years. The possibilities of the "War on Terror" escalating in the next 12-18 months... Read this entry (88 words)

MacWorld, here I come

Dear AJ, You have successfully registered for Macworld Conference and Expo/New York 2002, which is managed by IDG World Expo. It's official: I'll be on the exhibit floor all day... Read this entry (48 words)

Woof

Heather B. Hamilton has written a story for The Morning News. I've missed her writing, and I haven't discovered her pseudonym yet, so this is a nice treat. I just... Read this entry (50 words)

A 'Laudable Scheme'

George Bush delayed my viewing of SmackDown last night for his own political advancement. For this I have no patience, nor forgiveness. But I've been unable to accurately express what... Read this entry (88 words)