Dentist

Going to the dentist is not usually a big deal for me. I brush twice daily and floss regularly, suffer through some plaque buildup on my lower teeth, and get... Read this entry (239 words)

*flush*

Anyone who knows anything about the WWF and its history knows what this means: Japanese lesbian midgets in a cage match against the ghost of Andre the Giant and the... Read this entry (34 words)

Alert!

From the Office of the Homeland Security Director AJ Schuster Jun 20, 2002 I have just concluded a conference call with the nation's Emperors to let them know what I'm... Read this entry (646 words)

Movie

Cyan Pictures is making a short film about a family in Harlan, Kentucky, and they'll be blogging the whole experience, from selecting a script and a cast to editing. Should... Read this entry (32 words)