Joel Schumacher May Suck My Gonads

Why, oh why, did I ignore the "Directed By" line in the promotional poster for Bad Company? Every movie that I have ever seen by him has sucked my ass. "Oh, but Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins are in it! It has to be good!"

For a few minutes during Bad Company, I thought it would be able to cross the line to Unintentional Comedy that would at least have made it worth its time. It didn't even make it that far; it was a complete waste of time.

If my superhero power was that I could make it impossible for anyone else to waste money on a film that sucked, I would use my power on Bad Company.

June 22, 2002 - 12:21 AM

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