Maximum Aardvark

Trombone Porn

In the style of Furniture Porn comes the worst idea to come out of the Marching Royal Dukes since Russian Christmas Music: Trombone Porn!... Read this entry (24 words)

This is Your Life

And you open the door and you step inside. We're inside our hearts. Now imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. That's right, your pain, the pain... Read this entry (367 words)