Googlism
Googlism takes an entry and does something involving Google with it. I don't really know what it is, but it's funny as hell. Because "AJ Schuster" yields no results (frowny face), here are some entries for "James Madison University." My notes are in the parentheses.
james madison university is situated in the shenandoah valley which is rich in paleozoic age carbonate and clastic stratigraphy with spectacular fold and fault (quite spectacular)
james madison university is seeking highly motivated and qualified applicants at the assistant/associate professor rank (actually, they're not anymore)
james madison university is a comprehensive state university primarily dedicated to undergraduate teaching (and also smelling like cow)
james madison university is here for you (I know! Can you believe it?)
james madison university is (Pretty deep!)
james madison university is no longer included in my estate plan (ooh, someone's feeling alienated)
james madison university is located in the in the center of the shenandoah valley in harrisburg (news to me!)
james madison university is a selective admissions comprehensive university with a student body of 14 (I know everybody!)
james madison university is in its fifth year; i joined it during its second (funny, I thought it was established in 1908. Wait a second, someone published something to the Internet in 1913! This is some archaeological find!)
james madison university is an equal opportunity/ affirmative action/equal access employer and especially encourages applications from women (Yes! Send women!)
