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Memorandum

From: AJ Schuster
ATTN: Residents of Harrisonburg on Main Street
Re: Snowfall

It is your responsibility as a homeowner to shovel the sidewalk in front of your house. Should you be unfamiliar with the concept of shoveling snow, here are some tips. Should you need a shovel, Gempler's carries a wide array of high quality, industrial-grade shovels.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Permalink December 06, 2002 - 06:12 PM

Comments and Trackbacks

  1. Or you can be ahead of the game like me, and always keep a shovel in you trunk…it came in handy at JFK to dig my car out.!

    Posted by Aunt Sue — December 6, 2002 10:55 PM — Permalink

  2. Are you walking to school now?

    Posted by Jeff Schuster — December 7, 2002 12:44 PM — Permalink

  3. I was at Amanda’s yesterday and had to go to a meeting. I figured it’d be easier to walk (10 minutes) than drive and park and walk (also 10 minutes).

    AJS

    Posted by AJ Schuster — December 7, 2002 02:34 PM — Permalink