Maximum Aardvark

The First Day Of Spring

The Vernal Equinox is still a couple weeks away, but it's 60 degrees and sunny outside. I declare today to be The First Day Of Spring.... Read this entry (26 words)

Overheard in a Computer Lab

Ostensibly discussing the upcoming Spring Break: Girl: Yeah, well, my boyfriend was dancing with this girl over the weekend, and she kinda looks like me from the side, so we're... Read this entry (147 words)