Maximum Aardvark

I Got My Money Back

You know what feels good? Opening a check from the federal government for more than US$200 because I overpaid on income taxes.... Read this entry (22 words)

Foreign Languages

I just turned on the Yankee game on ESPN, and they were relaying anecdotes from spring training relating to Hideki Matsui: "He's added some levity to the clubhouse. Derek Jeter... Read this entry (66 words)

What has the Board of Visitors done lately?

It pays to read the news section of one's University website, even if it generally sucks. From the latest release, titled Summary of Action by JMU Board of Visitors: Set... Read this entry (503 words)

Happy Birthday Dan

My brother celebrates the Most Meaningless Birthday today as he turns 19. Happy Birthday anyway, Dan.... Read this entry (16 words)