A Conversation With My Dad
Him: What the hell did you get that for?
Me: I've always wanted to try it!
Him: That's dangerous!
Me: Yeah, well, I want to try it.
Him: Well, don't hurt yourself.
Me: Hey, I might as well enjoy your insurance while I'm still on it!
Him: I think there's a clause against that.

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Is the “that” in question a set of throwing stars? Or a sabretooth tiger? Or maybe a laser beam helmet? My point is, any one of these things would be really cool to own.