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All You Can Eat

So I'm lookingSon, look at all the people in this restaurant What do you think they weigh? And out the window into the parking lot At their SUVs taking... Read this entry (219 words)

There's Always Someone Cooler Than You

Smile! Like you've got nothing to prove No matter what you might do There's always someone out there cooler than you I know that's hard to believe But there... Read this entry (346 words)