All You Can Eat

So I'm lookingSon, look at all the people in this restaurant
What do you think they weigh?
And out the window into the parking lot
At their SUVs taking all of the space

They give no fuck
They talk as loud as they want
They give no fuck
Just as long as there's enough for them

Gonna get on the microphone down at Walmart
Talk about some shit that's been on my mind
Talk about the state of this great nation of ours
People look to your left, yeah, look to your right

They give no fuck
They buy as much as they want
They give no fuck
Just as long as there's enough for them

So I'm looking at people lining up for plastic
Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic?
Squatting bare-assed in the dirt, eating rice from a bowl
With a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose

See that asshole with a peace sign on his license plate
Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane?
God made us number one 'cause he loves us the best
He should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest

Yeah, and everyone can see
We've eaten all that we can eat

- Ben Folds

October 03, 2003 - 11:20 AM

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