Different Types of Bread
Though some will tell you differently, there are three types of bread in the world: delicious, disgusting, and bagel.
A major indication of a disgusting bread is the presence of clumpy or crunchy things embedded in its doughy matrix. One example of such a bread is rye bread; rye seeds are disgusting, hence rye bread is disgusting. The crunchy/clumpy things must not, however, be a necessary side-effect of bread creation: one of the most disgusting breads I've ever had is raisin bread. Raisins on their own are disgusting, and why anyone ever thought it would be a good idea to ruin perfectly good bread by mixing in dried, shriveled grapes is a mystery for the ages.
A delicious bread is harder to define. Delicious breads include italian bread and, somewhat to my surprise, the strangely-colored (but definitely delicious) honey-wheat bread. These breads are best eaten warm, but they are really quite good at any temperature (except at a tooth-chipping-absolute-zero).
Bagels, as indicated above, are neither delicious nor disgusting. I've always had a strange relationship with bagels, as I can eat one if I need to, and sometimes I even enjoy it, but in general, I avoid them. This may stem (like my fairly intense dislike of hot dogs) from my tendency to eat one a day when I was much, much younger.
This article is the first in a series.
October 29, 2003 - 03:39 PM
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I like raisin bread and Rye bread is one of my favorites. SO THERE!
So write your own bread article!
There is nothing like a nice Tongue and ketchup sandwich on two pieces of rye bread. That is my article. How do you like it?
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Hi! My name is Jena! I would like to change my name to Sara Lee, but my mommy said that people would be mean and call me a piece of bread. I love to eat bread with all of my meals. I LOVE BREAD!
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Hello Jena I know what you mean. I have totally been there. I love my name right now though, mine used to be Sara lee Jones, and now it is Laquita, which my best friend in the whole wide world named AJ told me means beautiful wonderful hott lady! So please i am out ghetto homies peace .!! HUgs to ma thugz! I will post something else up lata aight? catch ya on da flip side!!
Thanks Laquita! You made me feel a lot better about myself and my name so that i wont have to change it. My mommy told me that my name means Beautiful Bird! I am so happy with my name now and maybe my nik-name can be Sara Lee! I have learned not to be ubsesseed with bread either! Thank you so much Laquita!
No prob
hey jenna, i like bread too.
I like concet bread because it tastes like concet and I like concet. you know the ret met set ret let
i am in love with lemon sorbet bread. it is hard 2 get a nice loaf as i live on the island of lemons (i rule all lemons)so i thort it was a good idea 2 make a few of the worshippers perish 4 my special lemon sorbet bread.
Weird.
white bread toast is the best with melted butter