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President Bush can pardon a turkey but not retarded people. Says Amanda, "Maybe he can identify better with the turkey."

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  1. I feel like Bush is equal parts turkey AND retard, so I don’t think he can associate better with the turkey.

  2. What you feel, Steve, is irrelevant. If Bush sees himself more turkey than retard, that would explain the pardon.

    I’d say that I see him as more of a retard than a turkey, but that would be insulting to retards.