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Repatriation

The scene: I’m at work, and Amanda and I are discussing Mom’s birthday present: specifically, a new garden out front. There is a patch of foxglove growing right against the porch that started growing randomly, and I want to save it.

Me: Hey, can those plants right against the porch stay?
Me: Because I really admire those guys.
Amanda: They’re going to be placed with their kind.
Me: But that was the problem.
Me: They LEFT their kind.
Me: And sprung up on their own.
Amanda: Well, it’s like Israel
Amanda: They’re going back

Happy early birthday, Mom.

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  1. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I love it! What a surprise. The garden has never looked better. A great birthday present.