Dick Cheney is Unreasonable (and possibly a vampire)

I had a dream last night that I had a meeting with President Bush to discuss the impending sunset of some of the more odious provisions of the USA PATRIOT Act. I think I had him pretty well convinced of the importance of letting them go—he’s a surprisingly reasonable man in my twisted dream world—until Dick Cheney came in. He was initially on his way to his own office, just passing through, but then he overheard the conversation, grabbed me by my shirt, and threw me out. I tried to reason with him, but he opened his mouth and hissed at me, baring two sharp canines that I can only imagine were intended for severing arteries and veins in the necks of his victims.

I consider myself lucky that I walked away from my encounter with Dick Cheney with all of my blood vessels intact.

April 06, 2005 - 11:12 AM