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    <title>Maximum Aardvark: Football</title>
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    <description>Don&apos;t Make Any Sudden Moves</description>
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    <dc:date>2005-02-06T07:42:09-04:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Super Bowl 39 Prediction</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2005/02/06/super_bowl_39_prediction#super_bowl_39_prediction</link>
      <description>My conscious mind says not to bet against the Patriots. They&amp;#8217;re won too many postseason games in a row and have been too good for too long to expect them...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My conscious mind says not to bet against the Patriots. They&#8217;re won too many postseason games in a row and have been too good for too long to expect them to lose today.</p>

<p>My subconscious disagrees. I just woke up from a dream in which Amanda and I fell asleep on our couch and missed the game (which is basically how I feel about the Super Bowl this year). When we awoke, we found that the Eagles had won 30-20. McNabb was <span class="caps">MVP.</span></p>

<p>We&#8217;ll see how this turns out.</p>

<p><strong>Later</strong>: Apparently, my subconscious knows <strong>shit</strong> about football.</p>

<p><span class="caps">P.S.</span> That AmeriQuest commercial with the cat was awesome.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2005-02-06T07:42:09-04:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Super Bowl Prediction</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2004/02/01/super_bowl_prediction#super_bowl_prediction</link>
      <description>Bears in five. Later: So, I was wrong. But the Blue and Red team played valiantly to defeat the White and Teal team, and much fun was had in the...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bears in five.</p>

<p><strong>Later</strong>: So, I was wrong.  But the Blue and Red team played valiantly to defeat the White and Teal team, and much fun was had in the process.  And thus ends my season of <em>not paying a damn bit of attention to the NFL</em>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2004-02-01T18:24:35-04:00</dc:date>
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      <title>JMU 23, Hofstra 20</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2003/09/21/jmu_23_hofstra_20#jmu_23_hofstra_20</link>
      <description>I dragged Amanda to the football game tonight (the only time this year, I promised) not so much for the game, but because I really wanted to see the Marching...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dragged Amanda to the football game tonight (the only time this year, I promised) not so much for the game, but because I really wanted to see the Marching Royal Dukes from The Other Side.  Turned out, as <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=232630256">sloppy as the game was</a>, I enjoyed it about as much as I did the marching band.</p>

<p>30 penalties in a game is just too much, but the last-second heroics of a visibly maturing Matt LeZotte made it worthwhile.  The marching band was, as always (so I'm told), loud, but I could have done without a mostly-70s-music program.</p>

<p>Now it seems that the football players that live next door to us are celebrating in style; I've never parked as far away from my door as I had to just now.  I can't bring myself to care all that much; they deserve it.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2003-09-21T01:09:16-04:00</dc:date>
      
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      <title>On the Super Bowl</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2003/01/27/on_the_super_bowl#on_the_super_bowl</link>
      <description>I probably shouldn&apos;t be surprised that the game was so disappointing. I made my pick on the basis of Super Bowl XXXV, where I learned the hard way, once and...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I probably shouldn't be surprised that the game was so disappointing.  I made my pick on the basis of Super Bowl XXXV, where I learned the hard way, once and for all, that defense wins championships.  They may not be pretty, but that's the way it works.</p>

<p>Congratulations, Jon Gruden and company.  Enjoy it while it lasts, because there's no such thing as a dynasty in the NFL.</p>

<p>Giants in 2003!</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2003-01-27T10:42:52-04:00</dc:date>
      
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      <title>Let&apos;s Call it the Pirate Bowl</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2003/01/24/lets_call_it_the_pirate_bowl#lets_call_it_the_pirate_bowl</link>
      <description>I haven&apos;t commented on football in this space in two months, and I haven&apos;t discussed the NFL in a meaningful way since September, but I might as well weigh in...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven't commented on football in this space in two months, and I haven't discussed the NFL in a meaningful way since September, but I might as well weigh in here with my Super Bowl predictions.</p>

<p>Super Bowl XXXVII (<strong>37?!</strong>) has a chance to be among the classic games in history, with the high-offense Raiders going up against their former coach and the stingy-defense Buccaneers.  In situations like this, I tend to favor the defense.  Though Oakland is currently giving four points, if I were a betting man, I'd take the Bucs.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2003-01-24T10:43:33-04:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Watching Rams-Redskins</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2002/11/24/watching_ramsredskins#watching_ramsredskins</link>
      <description>I was hoping to see Kurt Warner play today, so for once I&apos;m happy that I&apos;m in the DC football area (Redskins suck!). All year, when I&apos;ve had Redskins games...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was hoping to see Kurt Warner play today, so for once I'm happy that I'm in the DC football area (Redskins suck!).  All year, when I've had Redskins games on, hearing the name "Jeremiah Trotter" has made me think, "Where the hell do I know that name from?"</p>

<p>It just hit me: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Smith,%20Lane%20(I)">Perry White is Jeremiah Trotter</a> in <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0104952">My Cousin Vinny</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2002-11-24T15:37:45-04:00</dc:date>
      
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      <title>Missed Opportunities</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2002/10/26/missed_opportunities#missed_opportunities</link>
      <description>Today&apos;s 14-7 Homecoming loss to the Minutemen was heartbreaking. The Dukes had the ball inside the five yard line--twice on the one--three times, and failed to score any points on...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today's <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=222990256">14-7 Homecoming loss to the Minutemen</a> was heartbreaking.  The Dukes had the ball inside the five yard line--twice on the one--<em>three times</em>, and failed to score any points on any of the possessions.</p>

<p>The first was in the first quarter, when, kicking a field goal on fourth down, George hit the post.  The second came at the end of the first half, when the referee called a phantom timeout on the Dukes, their third, and time expired on the next play from scrimmage as the officials dug through the pile.</p>

<p>The final opportunity lost came in the final minute of play, as the Dukes took penalty after penalty, only to move up to the one yard line on a blatant pass interference by UMASS in the end zone.  On fourth and one, with 40 seconds left to play, the Dukes ran an off-tackle play and came up short.</p>

<p>My heart feels like it's been smashed into tiny pieces.  Why am I not used to this yet?</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2002-10-26T19:29:44-04:00</dc:date>
      
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      <title>Bwaa Haa Haa!</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2002/10/11/bwaa_haa_haa#bwaa_haa_haa</link>
      <description>JMU Sports features a &quot;This date in JMU sports history&quot; box on its front page. Today&apos;s entry: 1980 - Scott Norwood ties his own record for the second of three...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jmusports.com">JMU Sports</a> features a "This date in JMU sports history" box on its front page.  Today's entry:</p>

<blockquote><p><strong>1980</strong> - Scott Norwood ties his own record for the second of three times when he nails three field goals in a 30-14 win over Liberty. Mickey Stinnett, John Coursey, Mike Glover, and Burke George now share the record with Norwood.</p></blockquote>

<p>"Wait a second," I thought when I read that.  "THE Scott Norwood went to JMU?"  <a href="http://www.jmusports.com/GeneralInfo/HOF/1992.asp#norwood">He did</a>.</p>

<p>Thanks, Scott.  You are responsible for <a href="http://www.superbowl.com/xxxvi/history/recaps/sbxxv.html" title="Giants Win Super Bowl XXV">my earliest Super Bowl memory</a>.  You rule!</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2002-10-11T12:49:17-04:00</dc:date>
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      <title>A Day of Band</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2002/09/28/a_day_of_band#a_day_of_band</link>
      <description>We were on a school bus today for about two hours, making a round trip to Woodstock, VA, to help them celebrate their 250th anniversary. We performed at a High...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We were on a school bus today for about two hours, making a round trip to Woodstock, VA, to help them celebrate their 250th anniversary.  We performed at a High School band competition, then in their parade--a two-mile affair.</p>

<p>After returning to JMU, we hung out at the football game, performing <em>Thunder and Blazes</em> and <em>March Finale</em> for the 12th and 13th times today.  Sadly, the Dukes put up a valiant effort against the Villanova Wildcats, but ultimately lost 30-26.</p>

<p>Following the game was Dr. Rooney's big announcement that was <a href="http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/000673.html#000673">hinted at last week</a>.</p>

<p>Over the winter break of 2003, the Marching Royal Dukes will be taking a trip to Ireland and Germany.  The only two places in Europe I really want to see before I die.</p>

<p>I need to start saving US$2000 now.  And how can I go about picking up German again?</p>

<p>I am so psyched.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Marching Band</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2002-09-28T22:17:28-04:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Dealing With Loss</title>
      <link>http://www.maximumaardvark.com/archives/2002/09/24/dealing_with_loss#dealing_with_loss</link>
      <description>I lost my first fantasy football game this week, dropping to 2-1 behind embarassing performances by Koren Robinson and Ed McCaffrey. Granted, it&apos;s not Robinson&apos;s fault that Dilfer had a...</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I lost my first fantasy football game this week, dropping to 2-1 behind embarassing performances by Koren Robinson and Ed McCaffrey.  Granted, it's not Robinson's fault that Dilfer had a shitty game, or McCaffrey's fault that he just doesn't get thrown at enough, but they're both supposed to be legitimate scoring threats.</p>

<p>Far more disturbing than the loss of this week's game, however, is the potential loss of Marshall Faulk for any length of time.  I watched the play where he "strained" his neck, and the first thing I said was "Oh God, he just fell on his head."  Then I see him being helped off the field, and my heart almost stopped.  I was heartened to see him back on the sidelines in uniform in the second half, but he didn't come back into the game, and his status is uncertain for Sunday's game.  If he's out for on any given Sunday, I can basically write-off that week's game.  Scary.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Football</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2002-09-24T20:01:51-04:00</dc:date>
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